The Original Agahnim's definitions

Coronavirus

People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).

The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Gang starr

These seem like guys that would rap about cutting people in half like Dewey Cox. (or at least cutting someone's head in half like Underworld, if not their entire torso)

You don't want to get in a machete fight with Gang starr, they are the wrong ones.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Misinformer

Someone that never tells people what they're really doing, or who they really are.

The misinformer girl was always creating a climate of fear everywhere she went and everything she did.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Hedgetrimmer

A weapon instead of a tool to some.

Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.

by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

NFL

When you think of what the NFL would actually be like without Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, you think of what it's like without Peyton and Eli Manning, and now Drew Brees, and you look at how dominant Tom Brady has become without them around. The same thing would likely happen with younger quarterbacks if Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers left today, as long as there is no stabilizing force to keep things balanced, you would have just one guy, one name, and you would forget all that came before him (the Joe Montana's, Dan Marino's, and some of the guys before them), and everyone else around him. That isn't always the good thing people think it would be if they actually made it happen, change doesn't always make things better/stronger, sometimes things were as good as they were going to get, then they weaken or break after the change is made in a way they wouldn't have if they had been left alone.

The people that focus on new vs. old with the NFL or anything else don't get it. There's always going to be some people leaving and some people arriving, as with anything, but a lot of times a person's popularity doesn't peak until they are gone, that's when they are appreciated. Not just people, but also places and things.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

One horse town

There's no such thing as a one horse town any more than there is such a thing as a one fish pond.

This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.

Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.

Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021