The Original Agahnim's definitions

Different

Not the same as normal, or even new normal.

Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had such big jugs for middle school, that is everybody but the faggot next door too busy thinking about dicks and mustaches to notice. He was always a little different, and everybody knew it.

by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021

4 seezins

The white rapper that got to take his stilts with him in jail, they liked the stilts so much.

Nobody fucked with 4 seezins in jail, that dude looked about 8 foot 20.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Killer klowns

Space invaders that wear big red shoes, but you will not always have a friend in them.

The killer klowns knocked that guys block in the trash can, oh shit.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Poseur

Someone that wants to look and sound the part without really being it.

The girl got a beanie with a crocheted visor to prove she didn't wear a beret and wasn't a snob, not because she actually delivered newspapers, magazines, phone books, or any other periodicals for work as a young boy/girl, a teenager, or even a 20 something, because she was a desperate poseur. She had actually always had more money than the people she was trying to make fun of, but wanted to look tougher because she thought she really was tougher.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Discipline

Discipline is not the same thing as abuse, even if corporal punishment was involved. A father setting his son or daughter straight is not abusive, and there are entirely too many males that get on the News whining about how their father was the most physically abusive person they knew over him being a hardass with them, and there's entirely too many females that claimed/manufactured memories about a father or other family member sexually or physically abusing her because she didn't like getting the same discipline her male counterparts were getting all the time as a kid, or because she wasn't getting the attention she wanted from other people, even if she was getting enough from other people.

There's a few too many whiny guys and girls on the news or other publishings (like magazines) badmouthing their fathers, no wonder they call the news the grief tragedy sympathy industry. Their fathers had to make sacrifices just for them to be on the news talking their shit about them. They are guilty of what crime, discipline their sons and daughters did not like at the time? A kid not getting their ass whooped enough is why there is so much bullshit on the news in the first place, look at this Kyle Rittenhouse kid.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Post peak years

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.

His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Waver

A female version of a male bitch. Someone that gets much tougher when a bunch of people are around (like a crowd).

The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in springtime) in the back of the truck waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while the people they were waving at wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep, since the people they were waving at couldn't be civil with them (without getting treated like a man child, idiot, or retard) anyway.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022