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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Chicken shit 

The excesses some would go to over sports isn't two hundred percent, it's chicken shit.
Grabbing the guy's ankle after the play wasn't dirty, it was chicken shit, it was desperation to cause an injury even when he was laying there. Calling it dirty instead of what it was makes the guy feel like a badass for what he did.
The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.
Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.
Zeus by The Original Agahnim November 7, 2021

two hundred percent 

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.
The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

Bang mommy

A princess that is tired of being a princess.
She was a bang mommy to her 12 year old short king, and he was always in her tent awaiting her support, even though his mother and father wondered how their kidnapped son was doing, as did his friends and other people that knew him did.
Bang mommy by The Original Agahnim November 5, 2021

Curly Crowe 

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

Curly Crowe 

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have youm met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.

Curly Crowe 

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.