Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Zeppelin
Why did the crew think that the fuselage of the airplane was a good spot for the zeppelin to park her fat ass? If the zeppelin started to maneuver around, how was the crew going to keep themselves and the other passengers from getting chopped up to bits by the propellors? Good thing the guy with balls of steel or titanium alloy was there for the zeppelin to keep it from exploding or deflating, he must've been at least part robot.
Zeppelin by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Poseur
The poseur didn't believe there was anybody out there who wasn't trying to take advantage of any oppurtunity they could, or try and walk over anybody they could, or that if there was somebody like that, they were doing it for the same reason he/she was, to win or make himself/herself look good/popular (or even outcast if that made him/her popular with other people that had been rejected by others, anything to keep himself/herself from ending up alone). The poseur didn't really believe there was such a thing as goodness, but knew how to manipulate people through organizations such as religious organizations by speaking a language that he/she thought people wanted to hear (such as there are good people out there or the world can change it's heart). The poseur never once thought that the world might not want it's heart changed for it, that the world thought it's heart was good the way it was, the poseur never once thought that because the poseur didn't give a fuck what people thought about anything, but desperately cared what people thought of him/her (despite saying the opposite, that he/she cared about people but not what they thought).
Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
tattoos
Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.
That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.
tattoos by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Boot camp
So he/she was experiencing more adultification and felt that he/she needed someplace more comfortable and secure, boot camp sounds like the kind of place for him/her, a regimented, secure, comfortable place to be.
Boot camp by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Functional marginalized whiner
A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).
Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
Functional marginalized whiner by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Functional marginalized whiner
A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).
All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
Functional marginalized whiner by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Boot camp
If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
Boot camp by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021