Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Museum of Natural History 

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

Museum of Natural History by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Monsters 

Beings some people would like to get rid of.

Girl's supporters- Which one of your monsters would you like us to run off from your closet? We would do anything for you.

Monsters by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Tonya Harding 

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich.

Die hard Tonya Harding suuporters- Heil Tonya Harding, we will never question your greatness or stand up to you when we don't agree, because there will never be a time we don't agree! Who do you want us to off today, who was mean to you today?

Tonya Harding by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Tonya Harding 

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich if it pleased her.

Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.

Tonya Harding by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Coward 

A cowardly person.

That coward shit herself when the other girl split her from her chin to her crotch. The other girl sent her eyes, fingers, toes, and tongue to her family and told them that she died in a pile of her own shit, like a coward.

Coward by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Tonya Harding 

The girl with the serious looking/sounding defense mechanism (the one that kept the world from finding out that she was actually a soft, spiritual person at heart).

Even Tonya Harding's character looked/sounded a little too serious to be true at the more comedic points in the movie portraying her.

Tonya Harding by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Egg 

Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.

The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.

Egg by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021