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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Unrealistic pressure 

A level of pressure that doesn't apply to what is being done. For example, the kind of pressure some people put towards sports, even though sports are not life or death scenarios, is an unrealistic level of pressure put toward something that isn't meant to be taken as seriously as it already is.
Unrealistic pressure goes with unrealistic expectations. Once people try and go beyond doing something for enjoyment to doing it just to break or tie another record, or to make statistics that nobody else has, they have lost sight of why people originally began at sports.

Phoenix Suns 

There's a lot of people that think the Milwaukee Bucks are a better team with better players that put more effort into each game than the Phoenix Suns right about now. You do have athletes that try to go beyond 100 percent for some reason, especially in the playoffs. Enjoying a sport for the original reason it was started is lost when people do that, since they're trying to make it more than a game and trying to get people to take it beyond seriously. It's bad enough that sports of all things are taken as seriously as they are, and that people try to add a level of pressure to them that make them the opposite of enjoyable. Sports are games and not life or death scenarios, and people seem to forget that.
The Phoenix Suns are the underdog in the NBA Finals, no matter what anybody tells you about their record or rankings. They are the team that hasn't won a single NBA championship yet, not the Bucks.

The kidney hunter 

A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.
Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.

Stolen dialogue 

Dialogue that was borrowed until somebody made money off it.
There's a few movies that want the bad lines off their script back when the girl is done trying to get rich off dialogue that came out years ago. She really has people she recruits to intervene in her disputes saying lines to people that could come from Roadhouse or Swat in a real life event. Stolen dialogue is not original or authentic dialogue.
Someone that is just too much human for any one person.
She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.
Badass by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt 

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

French Brad Pitt 

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.