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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Not getting a few medals that were once reliable is only a surface matter. Really Amercia losing it's edge is worse, as difficult as it is to keep a rhythm when you haven't practiced/trained/prepared much.
America losing it's edge would not be a good thing.
Edge by The Original Agahnim August 9, 2021
Why does it matter whether someone is a conservative tennis player or a liberal soccer player if they are trying to win a medal and not a vote?
The Olympics is not an election or a political rally, so what does politics have to do with any of it?

Stunning 

Something that, if you didn't already see it coming, would actually blow your mind. Something you do see coming is never stunning, because even it had been an otherwise mind blowing action, which is a rare exception to most actions, rather than as common as annoying sports announcers make them sound, you still would have known your mind was going to be blown before it was blown, which would have eliminated any stun effect of the action. For example, a team that most people think would win a game isn't stunning, since no win is guaranteed, and there are times a team isn't playing anywhere near one hundred percent, the reasons (not excuses, but legitimate reasons) being endless, and they don't do well. It happens all the time, even in the playoffs or games some are more desperate to win than they already usually are due to the game being what they think of as urgent or important. In reality anything can happen, so something would actually have to be rare to really be stunning, since stunning is as overused a word as awesome. Nowadays people describe people or things that are not awesome at all, with nothing awesome about them, as awesome. People do the same thing with the word stunning, they describe the most plain, ordinary (and dull) things and people as stunning.
The bubbly girl always described herself and her own actions as stunning, as a defense mechanism, but she was actually a plain girl that didn't do a whole lot that was particularly stunning or even interesting. She was never really as angry, spirited, or tough as she thought she was, since she hadn't really been through enough real pain or adversity as a kid, and thought that rejection was the most painful thing that could happen to somebody.

Emasculated

As masculine as some females have gotten, soon you will have females claiming that if guys are going to talk about people emasculating them, I'm going to talk about people emasculating me (though society doesn't really try to make guys less feminine or females less masculine, even if they have a hard time processing it).
It's hard for a female to get emasculated, but some would try and find a way.

Marshmellow 

There are big marshmellows and small ones.
The girl was 7 feet tall and skilled, but though she didn't like for anybody to say it, she was still as soft as a marshmellow deep down, beneath the giant on the surface of the TV screen.

Bearded lady 

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.
She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

Flavor of the month 

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.
Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.