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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Startling.
Since guys like Roger from Training day (the ones that have a gun hidden in the newspaper they're reading) are rare instead of common, I'd watch the noisy one trying to be scary before I'd watch the quiet ones reading a book, newspaper, or magazine, since the noisy one is the one that will creep up from behind and shoot, split the back of your skull with a hammer, cut you in half with a machete, or run you over and keep going, all while claiming it was in self defense or on accident.
Scary by The Original Agahnim August 13, 2021
Startling.
Are you tryin to be scary?
Scary by The Original Agahnim August 13, 2021
You don't have to respect somebody because they are equal to you. Nobody is owed respect, nobody owes anybody respect.
If you've lived a certain number of years without it, you know you don't really need somebody else's respect to live that number of years more, you also know that life is worth losing if somebody thinks you owe them respect.
Respect by The Original Agahnim August 13, 2021
Someone trying to push an agenda of equality, justice, and hope, even though none of it is anything to them, none of it was ever sacred enough to them to be anything to them. Two sides don't have to agree or get along to be equal, since equality never meant any two people ever had to get along or agree on anything. Equality also doesn't mean two people have to be friends because they are equal. People are not better or worse than their enemies.
The poser claimed to be for equality, justice, reform, and hope, but really those were all surface matters in her power struglle for control of a town she wasn't originally from, and one that would never really be anything to her besides a playground.
Poser by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

School test 

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

Instigators 

Someone that tries to divide white people from black and brown people by trying to push everyone else for equity, instead of acknowledging that there is already equity, that all these groups people are already equal without anything having to change for them to be equal as they are.
The instigators held a rally to further divide people into groups of white, brown, and black, since one human race was never going to be good enough for them not to find some shortcoming to pick at until everyone else gave in to the demands of the the group holding the rally, and wrote any new mandate they wanted written as a law or rule. They were the same kinds of people that always tried to divert people's focus from everyday reality to a Confederate statue nobody really paid much, if any attention to until the year everyone paid attention to it.

Fruitcake 

A crazy or mentally ill person.
The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.
Fruitcake by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021