Definitions by The One And Only Pussymonster

hardass 

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is the greatest hardass of all time.

hardass by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

The Manliest Man Ever

Clint Eastwood

Cody: You like Clint Eastwood?

Mason: HELL YEAH!!! HE'S THE MANLIEST MAN EVER!!!

The Manliest Man Ever by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Free Bird 

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Contains the most overrated guitar solo in human history.

DAMMIT! I cannot believe Free Bird made the top ten guitar solos of all time!

Free Bird by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Bossman Bailey 

A bitch that narrowly beats out a superior player in a game of bowling.

Cody: I cannot believe he just beat you, and by one point!

Carson: I know, he's Bossman Bailey.

Bossman Bailey by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Pussymonster 

A man that gets an incredible amount of vagina.

Cody: Man, how does that guy get so many ladies?

Mason: BECAUSE HE IS THE PUSSYMONSTER!!!

Pussymonster by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Stroupe-esque 

To have an unnaturally large ass.

Damn, that bitch over there is Stroupe-esque!

Stroupe-esque by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009