Definitions by The Omnipotent Seal

peon 

All who I rule under!!! Mwhahahaha!! ;)

The peons will toil for my ends!!!

peon by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith

Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde

Anna Nicole Smith by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

wackjob 

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

wackjob by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

Shrinkification 

The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified

The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.

Shrinkification by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Loungerific 

an adjective for something that has ample lounging ability. Though it can used in reference to Russians.

Loungerific Russians!

This leather recliner is so loungerific.

Loungerific by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Seinfeldien

In reference to a conversation or person who conversates about nothing. Just like on the show Seinfeld.

This is a very Seinfeldien subject, the examination of the quantum possibilties of a Pop-Tart.

He is a major Seinfeldien.

Seinfeldien by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

net nerd 

any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions

I think you should know a few of these people.

net nerd by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003