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Definitions by The Observer (kadenbane)

bee fucker 

If you fuck bees you're a bee fucker because a bee fucker is someone who likes fucking bees. A bee fucker will often deny being a bee fucker, even when caught in the act of bee fucking.

Fire Ant 

The one thing you definitely don't want to get in your urethra.
It's literally a fire ant, why would you even bother looking that up?

Trump water 

A really, really, REALLY orange piss.
Damn, John was so dehydrated he was having Trump Water.

ethereal corpophilia 

A sexual fetish where someone has an intense attraction to the idea of merging with their partner's energy body.
Man, ethereal corpophilia is wild once you try it. That energy shit is hot!

Oviposition 

An oviposition fetish involves inserting eggs made of gelatin, silicone, or glass into the anus or vagina. A dildo called an ovipositor; may be used to aid in this process. The eggs are later expelled from the anus or vagina to create a unique sensation that many people love.
Primal Hardwere is a company that sells lots of oviposition dildos.
A fun game where you hide pubes for people to find.
I had to sweep the floor of the bar 10 times because people kept playing Puber.
I have a p and soon wipe my bum with a wipe and threw it down the toilet and a clogged the toilet again so he had to call a plumser like a plumber but a plum cir like you know someone someone that has a pair of plums and I fix toilets with them then they fix the toilet wrong and you throwing down another wipes and I had to kick the plums are right in the plums sir but he didn't have any plums cuz he was a plumser and he already has plums stuck in the toilet therefore I can kick him in the plum so I kicked him in the bomb but he was a bum so I kicked his bum in the plums but he didn't have a bomb or plums the kitchen in the Wii but I realize they didn't have a week cuz he was a reason I kicked him in the phone but he was a bomb and a we a bum we poopoo string query Smell Your Plum just make sure you have a dirty bum and then you wipe your bum wipe your bum and then you take a massive slime mess of slime you pee in your underwear and you poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo and then you in your underwear and then you poop in your underwear then you kick someone in the balls but they are balls kick in the bum and a kick in the plums and a kick in the weed out out out kick in the balls and a kick in the plums and a kick in the in the nuts and a kick in the bollocks charger todger dirty bomb like Felicia Lano plums piece of poo
Person 1: Want to hear something cool?

Person 2: Sure...

Person 1: I have a p and soon wipe my bum with a wipe and threw it down the toilet and a clogged the toilet again so he had to call a plumser like a plumber but a plum cir like you know someone someone that has a pair of plums and I fix toilets with them then they fix the toilet wrong and you throwing down another wipes and I had to kick the plums are right in the plums sir but he didn't have any plums cuz he was a plumser and he already has plums stuck in the toilet therefore I can kick him in the plum so I kicked him in the bomb but he was a bum so I kicked his bum in the plums but he didn't have a bomb or plums the kitchen in the Wii but I realize they didn't have a week cuz he was a reason I kicked him in the phone but he was a bomb and a we a bum we poopoo string query Smell Your Plum just make sure you have a dirty bum and then you wipe your bum wipe your bum and then you take a massive slime mess of slime you pee in your underwear and you poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo and then you in your underwear and then you poop in your underwear then you kick someone in the balls but they are balls kick in the bum and a kick in the plums and a kick in the weed out out out kick in the balls and a kick in the plums and a kick in the in the nuts and a kick in the bollocks charger todger dirty bomb like Felicia Lano plums piece of poo

(Curse Of The Plumsers: Shortened Version)
Plumser by The Observer (kadenbane) December 28, 2021