by The Observationist May 18, 2011
(v.) The act of ruining a jock's chances with an attractive lady. Similar to a cock block, but perpotrated by a nerd/geek/social outcast.
A: Dude, that quarterback totally crashed and burned with that cheerleader.
B: Yeah, Derek from Trig jock blocked him. Hacked his Facebook account and posted that homeboy's 'chalmydia subsided'.
A: Epic win for Derek.
B: Yeah, Derek from Trig jock blocked him. Hacked his Facebook account and posted that homeboy's 'chalmydia subsided'.
A: Epic win for Derek.
by The Observationist April 01, 2011
Did another building blow up?
I don't think so. Why?
Heard on my police scanner that Central Pork cleared out in a hurry. Must be something big.
I don't think so. Why?
Heard on my police scanner that Central Pork cleared out in a hurry. Must be something big.
by The Observationist May 04, 2011
Noun. Abbrev. DRS
A speech pathology where the patient constantly spouts quotations from films/TV shows/songs because they are unable (normally due to nervousness or incompetency) to verbalize their own thoughts.
A speech pathology where the patient constantly spouts quotations from films/TV shows/songs because they are unable (normally due to nervousness or incompetency) to verbalize their own thoughts.
A: What is wrong with that guy? Every other sentence is from The Hangover.
B: He's got Dialogue Repetition Syndrome. He's too much of an idiot to say what he actually means.
B: He's got Dialogue Repetition Syndrome. He's too much of an idiot to say what he actually means.
by The Observationist July 19, 2011
Noun. Abbrev. EFS
Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
A: Have you seen Sarah lately?
B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.
A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.
B: Can she be cured?
A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.
B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.
A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.
B: Can she be cured?
A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.
by The Observationist July 05, 2011
1. Italian women (wives/girlfriends/sex buddies) that socialize together.
2. An organized crime cartel made of Italian women.
3. A woman whose queefs smell like Italian cuisine.
2. An organized crime cartel made of Italian women.
3. A woman whose queefs smell like Italian cuisine.
by The Observationist January 29, 2011
Noun.
A person of either gender who derives pleasure from outing the secrets/personal business of others for pleasure or personal gain. The information the individual leaks may or may not be true.
A person of either gender who derives pleasure from outing the secrets/personal business of others for pleasure or personal gain. The information the individual leaks may or may not be true.
A: Somebody needs to tell that bitch to shut up.
B: Why?
A: Spouting out personal about her ex just for the hell of it. Bitch.
B: What a glory mole.
B: Why?
A: Spouting out personal about her ex just for the hell of it. Bitch.
B: What a glory mole.
by The Observationist July 19, 2011