Definitions by The New Musicologist

Stupidbowl 

An NCAA football bowl game that is meaningful only to the immediate families of the athletes involved and a handful of alumni from the school. Often includes unranked teams from obscure colleges that barely qualified for a bowl game and sponsored by questionable companies. The opposite of the Superbowl.

Jim: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Skip: Watching Louisiana Tech play East Carolina in the Beef'O'Brady Bowl, formerly known as the Magic Jack Bowl. It's played inside a baseball stadium!
Jim: Why would you waste your time with that Stupidbowl? We could watch paint dry instead.

Stupidbowl by The New Musicologist December 31, 2012

staybbatical 

A sabbatical during which time the individual taking the sabbatical does not anywhere, but stays at home instead. Also code for unemployed.

Frank: Where are you working these days?
Harriet: I'm on an extended staybbatical. Mostly I am using this time to catch up on important legal decisions on 'The People's Court.'

staybbatical by The New Musicologist August 22, 2011

Cloudy 

Computer files that are backed up online, or in the cloud. If a file is cloudy, then there is no need to worry about losing the copy on the computer.

My computer crashed while I was working on my term paper for my history class. At first, I was worried. Then I remembered that I had uploaded a copy to Dropbox, so the paper was cloudy.

Cloudy by The New Musicologist July 20, 2011

Bills' Overtime 

A situation that will be painful, tense, and heart-wrenching, only to end in agony. Refers to the Buffalo Bills' overtime record in 2010, which at the time of this definition was 0-3.

'We've got them now,' said quarterback Ben Roethlisberger to his fellow Steelers on the sideline when the game was tied at the end of regulation in Orchard Park, NY. 'It's a Bills' overtime. That is a guaranteed win for us.'

Although I left the house late, I was still hoping to make the movie. Unfortunately, the traffic jam created a Bills' overtime.

Bills' Overtime by The New Musicologist December 1, 2010

Chalklet 

The super tiny pieces of chalk that are created as a piece of chalk gets used up. These chalklets are too small to actually use, but tend to accumulate in classrooms with chalk boards until they are the only traces of chalk that remain.

I wanted to write an example on the board, but that was impossible. There was no chalk to be found, only chalklets.

Chalklet by The New Musicologist October 15, 2010

Unspiring

The opposite of inspiring.

That meeting with our boss about how 50% of us will probably lose our jobs was pretty unspiring!

Unspiring by The New Musicologist November 4, 2009

Random Austrian Holiday

Any of the many holidays (often related to Catholic feast days) celebrated in Austria. Since these tend to occur frequently and without warning, they are designated as random. Particularly important because all stores are closed on such days. Abbreviation: RAH.

Thanks for reminding me about the Random Austrian Holiday. I almost forgot to get groceries before!

Random Austrian Holiday by The New Musicologist August 14, 2009