Carmine

Anyone who follows your car too closely. From the classic line from the 1978 classic Animal House: 'You can take your thumb out of my ass any time, Carmine' (Mrs. Dean Wormer).

'Give me a bit of room there, Carmine! What if I have to suddenly stop?'

by The New Musicologist March 31, 2009

staybbatical

A sabbatical during which time the individual taking the sabbatical does not anywhere, but stays at home instead. Also code for unemployed.

Frank: Where are you working these days?
Harriet: I'm on an extended staybbatical. Mostly I am using this time to catch up on important legal decisions on 'The People's Court.'

by The New Musicologist August 22, 2011

dicknut

Defines a person who is acting in a manner beyond that of a dick, but not quite at the level of full-out cussing. Especially convenient for bad driving maneuvers.

'Hey, dicknut, thanks for cutting me off!'

by The New Musicologist January 27, 2008

Chalklet

The super tiny pieces of chalk that are created as a piece of chalk gets used up. These chalklets are too small to actually use, but tend to accumulate in classrooms with chalk boards until they are the only traces of chalk that remain.

I wanted to write an example on the board, but that was impossible. There was no chalk to be found, only chalklets.

by The New Musicologist October 15, 2010

boyfriend drop

Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.

Related to girlfriend drop.

Harvey: 'She boyfriend dropped in our last conversation but I'm still interested.'

by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007

manly kiss

A kiss, most often on the cheek, shared by two hetero men. In the 2007 season, manly kissing became particularly popular with the New England Patriots.

The week after Bill Belichick was fined for cheating, quarterback Tom Brady and defenseman Teddy Bruschi gave their coach a manly kiss after the game, in a 'Hey coach, you've had a tough week, have a manly kiss' way.

by The New Musicologist October 30, 2007

Stupidbowl

An NCAA football bowl game that is meaningful only to the immediate families of the athletes involved and a handful of alumni from the school. Often includes unranked teams from obscure colleges that barely qualified for a bowl game and sponsored by questionable companies. The opposite of the Superbowl.

Jim: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Skip: Watching Louisiana Tech play East Carolina in the Beef'O'Brady Bowl, formerly known as the Magic Jack Bowl. It's played inside a baseball stadium!
Jim: Why would you waste your time with that Stupidbowl? We could watch paint dry instead.

by The New Musicologist December 31, 2012