Definitions by The Mutant
freeloader
A person who comes by your crib every day. He or she wants you to smoke all of your weed with them, but they never have any weed themselves. They want to drink up all of your beer, but they don't have any money. They try to dictate what music gets played while they're drinking and smoking your shit. When you need a favor from them, they are nowhere to be found (probably freeloading off someone else).
Freddy's nephew is a freeloader.
freeloader by the mutant July 18, 2008
Bush supporter
Scum of the earth. A greedy, bigoted, fake-Christian, warmongering, elitist, imperialistic asshole. Someone who chooses fear over personal freedom. Someone who has no problems having Big Oil and Big Pharmaceutical running their country.
Bush supporter by the mutant July 16, 2008
re-elect Bush
re-elect Bush by The Mutant February 8, 2007
hillbilly heroin
Slang for the prescription painkiller Oxycontin, which happens to be very popular with rural white males.
hillbilly heroin by the mutant February 8, 2007
marijuana addiction
A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
marijuana addiction by the mutant February 8, 2007
country music
Type of noise (you can't even call it music) that features the most mundane lyrics imaginable, "singers" that sound exactly alike, and the ever-present, excruciating fiddle. The only people that listen to this noise are white, racist republicans.
country music by the mutant February 8, 2007
one-eyed spitting cobra
It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
one-eyed spitting cobra by the mutant February 8, 2007