by The Mutant February 08, 2007

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
by the mutant February 08, 2007

A person who comes by your crib every day. He or she wants you to smoke all of your weed with them, but they never have any weed themselves. They want to drink up all of your beer, but they don't have any money. They try to dictate what music gets played while they're drinking and smoking your shit. When you need a favor from them, they are nowhere to be found (probably freeloading off someone else).
Freddy's nephew is a freeloader.
by the mutant July 18, 2008

Type of noise (you can't even call it music) that features the most mundane lyrics imaginable, "singers" that sound exactly alike, and the ever-present, excruciating fiddle. The only people that listen to this noise are white, racist republicans.
by the mutant February 08, 2007

Scum of the earth. A greedy, bigoted, fake-Christian, warmongering, elitist, imperialistic asshole. Someone who chooses fear over personal freedom. Someone who has no problems having Big Oil and Big Pharmaceutical running their country.
by the mutant July 16, 2008

Slang for the prescription painkiller Oxycontin, which happens to be very popular with rural white males.
by the mutant February 08, 2007

(1)A spineless coward who surrounds himself with yes-people, has never taken responsibility for any mistake he's ever made, takes advantage of those less fortunate than himself, loves to play dress up (flight suits, cowboy outfits, bicycle gear), and hires bullies (advisors) and media to destroy those who disagree with him. (2)A female supporter of the 43rd President of The United States of America. A "security mom" (IE a redneck, homophobic, racist, neanderthal, country music-loving, 70 or less IQ-having, vindictive white bitch)........or Cunnilingus Rice.
by the mutant February 08, 2007
