Parlour

Variant of parlor i.e. British and French word.

A private place in a house for entertaining guests.

Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.

See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
"Please Bethel come into my Parlour." See also Parlor.

"Oh my Gurdy I'm not that type of lady!"
by The Moody Poet September 19, 2006
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Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
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digital rape

When someone rapes a person using their finger or fingers.

The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.

To be fingered without consent.

To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!

To force electrical equipment up someone.
A Masseur was jailed for digital rape under the Victorian Crimes Act for fingering one of is clients without her consent.
by The Moody Poet October 02, 2006
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anti-rape wear

When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?

"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"

"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."

"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."

"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"

"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."

"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."

"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007
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Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!
by The Moody Poet January 03, 2007
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A Beat

A Beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.

A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.

Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.

A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.
"I saw this Big Greek Dick sticking out of the bushes on the 'Hampstead Heath' in the U.K!" "I could have sworn it was George Michael's."

"I've seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than Courtney Love's mouth!"

Jason was sick of going to all the beats in Melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti'ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. See beatslut and A Beat.
by The Moody Poet August 12, 2006
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Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.
"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
by The Moody Poet January 04, 2008
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