Jesus vs Muhammad
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
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A Fat Chicks Tampon.
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A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
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A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
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Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.
Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.
Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.
Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.
Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.
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"You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"
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Mixture of dolls.
A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.
Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.
The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.
The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome
The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
Mixture of dolls.
A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.
Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.
The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.
The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome
The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"
"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"
"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"
"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"
"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"
"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"
"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.
An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.
To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.
An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.
I spoke with the electricity company and felt emotionally raped after the conversation they had with me. They spoke down to me in such a way that I felt they had emotionally raped me and even put that in my complaint.
The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!
Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!
The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!
Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!
by The Moody Poet March 09, 2007
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To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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