Definitions by The Moody Poet
suicide watch
When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
suicide watch by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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(I) by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Suicide Poker
A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.
A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.
Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.
Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
Suicide Poker by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Imelda Marcos Syndrome
When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
Imelda Marcos Syndrome by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
T.V Ads
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
T.V Ads by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Naughty Knickers
A mischievous, risqué or sexy pair of underwear that stay concealed or hidden until an opportune moment arises to wear them.
When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
I woke up and caught my Dad putting on his naughty knickers that he keeps hidden in the closet.
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
Naughty Knickers by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Beach Towel
What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
Beach Towel by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007