I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the Who let the dog out? mug.Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 09, 2007
Get the Kirstie Alley Syndrome mug.A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michael or Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton screamed, "I really wish Elizabeth Hurley would stop hoggin' the urinal!" "I'm the urinal-slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
Get the Urinal-Slut mug.To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
Get the necro-slut mug.A sicko that likes to have sex with children.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a martyr!
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wrote a book called, Infidel, turned her back on Islam and told the world the truth about The Prophet Muhammad.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is widely hated in the Muslim world, but is highly respected and loved all over the world.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a martyr!
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wrote a book called, Infidel, turned her back on Islam and told the world the truth about The Prophet Muhammad.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is widely hated in the Muslim world, but is highly respected and loved all over the world.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a brave woman who is laying down her life and standing up to a system of beliefs that believes that it cannot be questioned. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is my hero!
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is highly awarded and respected all over the world for freedom of speech and freedom of spirit.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is highly awarded and respected all over the world for freedom of speech and freedom of spirit.
by The Moody Poet July 16, 2007
Get the Ayaan Hirsi Ali mug.A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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