Definitions by The Misspelt Dictionary

Cate 

What you say when you know you are meant to care about something, but can’t and won’t.

Oh yeah, I totally cate about the election.

Cate by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Lisening 

When you appear to be listening, but you actually are not.

Oh, yeah, I was totally lisening to your new audio book.

Lisening by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Yuo 

A mix of yo and you, often used by people who want to sound street while sounding slightly upperclass.

Yuo, yuo, yuo, what's up?

Yuo by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Sonsume 

To consume ones son.

You can be arrested if you sonsume.

Sonsume by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017

Speaing 

To talk in a way so unclear that you’re no longer speaking, but rather just mumbling random words.

He was so tired he just started speaing.

Speaing by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017

Hy 

How you say hi when you're high.

"Hy man, you are my one true love"
"Talk to me when the drug is out of your system."

Hy by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017