Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Misspelt Dictionary

Cate

What you say when you know you are meant to care about something, but can’t and won’t.

When you appear to be listening, but you actually are not.

Oh, yeah, I was totally lisening to your new audio book.

A mix of yo and you, often used by people who want to sound street while sounding slightly upperclass.

Yuo, yuo, yuo, what's up?

You can be arrested if you sonsume.

To talk in a way so unclear that you’re no longer speaking, but rather just mumbling random words.

He was so tired he just started speaing.

"Hy man, you are my one true love"
"Talk to me when the drug is out of your system."