Speaing

To talk in a way so unclear that you’re no longer speaking, but rather just mumbling random words.

He was so tired he just started speaing.

by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017

Lisening

When you appear to be listening, but you actually are not.

Oh, yeah, I was totally lisening to your new audio book.

by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Cate

What you say when you know you are meant to care about something, but can’t and won’t.

Oh yeah, I totally cate about the election.

by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Sonsume

To consume ones son.

You can be arrested if you sonsume.

by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017

Yuo

A mix of yo and you, often used by people who want to sound street while sounding slightly upperclass.

Yuo, yuo, yuo, what's up?

by The Misspelt Dictionary April 21, 2018

Hy

How you say hi when you're high.

"Hy man, you are my one true love"
"Talk to me when the drug is out of your system."

by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017