100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh
When you squat too heavy and too low and your anal walls prolapse from the strain
You then have to do the walk of shame past all your lifting acquaintances
You then have to do the walk of shame past all your lifting acquaintances
Doctor: Yes I'm afraid you have a very severe case of squatters sphincter there madam. Shame really because its a marvelous arse
Patient: is there anything that you can do for it
Doctor: I can push it back in for you but it will only fall out again next time you squat
Patient: is there anything that you can do for it
Doctor: I can push it back in for you but it will only fall out again next time you squat
by The Milk Man Cometh November 22, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 17, 2020
Mulligans (aka tits) that look like they have been through a mangle
Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast
Flat as pancakes and usually with nipples teetering on the very southern point of the breast
by The Milk Man Cometh November 22, 2020
Shes a role model that slumflower
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
Once revered as gods amongst men these beauties had it all ... looks, hair, body, style, wit
Now in their later years they have lost their looks, their body is not what it was, they long for those days when they were in their prime
Its too bad we have to get old 😪
Now in their later years they have lost their looks, their body is not what it was, they long for those days when they were in their prime
Its too bad we have to get old 😪
Like a formerly favourite toy this once stunning creature has to come to terms with being pedestalast
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020