The Master Wisdom's definitions

Wizzar

The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom. The Wizzar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries. Some times even chocolate.

Wizzars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class.

Wizar, Wizzar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.

Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!

by The Master Wisdom November 21, 2010

Wizzle

Wi-z-uhl (noun) A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with sad sickness.

Hey Wizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

Wiz Khalifa Day

wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.

Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!

Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..

Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!

by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010

Whizdom

The Advanced Level of “Whisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.

After he swore off ALL earthly values he became an "Apprentice Wizard of Love", his great Whizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic - LOVE.

by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010

Wizzduke

The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.

Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.

John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"

by The Master Wisdom November 25, 2010

Wizateria

A Wizroom/restroom, especially a men's Wizroom. Some what like every one is having a Wiz Fest!

Hey man, where's the Wizateria, I gotta take a kalifa and Wiz something mad?

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizgiggle

A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.

"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010