The Man With No Name's definitions

Loner Daydream

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.

I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Ghostly Expansion

When your boner grows without anything to arouse you.

I had a ghostly expansion while doing my homework last night.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Furbee

Butt fur.

I plucked my furbee last night.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017