Definitions by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks.
Milk Jug
the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.
Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
Milk Jug by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
swollen nip, condom rip
the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
swollen nip, condom rip by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
Vector
the porno that always wears an orange jumpsuit with all his cum stains all over it. his anus is perfectly round and is frequently slapped. he claims the slaps keep his round rump extra smelly- just the way he likes it. if it is not smelly, his rare nose disease will fire up because of the lack of ultimate ass smell.
Vector by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
poopoo explosion
the Hippo has once again released it's chocolate chowder to be feasted on by the Mung culture. after the poopoo explosion is removed from the hippo's anal cavity, it will be enough to feed a Melungeon family of 69.
poopoo explosion by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019
spluge
the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.
spluge by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019
Penile yeast
penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
Penile yeast by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019