swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.

"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019

spluge

the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.

Son: Dad, I think I just spluged.
Dad: I was worried this would happen

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 05, 2019

Vector

the porno that always wears an orange jumpsuit with all his cum stains all over it. his anus is perfectly round and is frequently slapped. he claims the slaps keep his round rump extra smelly- just the way he likes it. if it is not smelly, his rare nose disease will fire up because of the lack of ultimate ass smell.

Vector's circular bum has not been slapped in nearly 15 seconds. we must act fast

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.

you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019

Shettith

the "s-h word" was just a modified version of this. this is the original term.

Oh Shettith

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 04, 2019

ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 03, 2019

the throom

short for bathroom

ayo, where's the throom? gotta take a fat sh1t

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. January 09, 2020