The Man's definitions

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

huggin

nigguh spelled backwards

Did you hear about the huggin running from the police?

by The man January 18, 2005

dickleheiker

Generally an ambiguously gay person. Hikes on dicks.

Woa! Dude! What a dickleheiker!

by the man January 13, 2005

mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

by the man January 13, 2005

daf

dat ain't fair.

antonym: see dbf

You're late for your own wedding. Daf.

by the man January 11, 2005

Cock Bite

One Who Generally Can't Stop Pissing The Fuck Outta You. Also Is Usually Dumb Ass Shit.

Jackson is a stupid ass Cock Bite.
Or
Jackson is a Cock Biting Fuck Tard.

by The man January 5, 2005

DDay

A badass, who also gets chicks.

I can woop your ass, then take your girl. I'm a DDay!

by The Man December 28, 2004