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A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.
by The Man February 1, 2005
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huggin

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Did you hear about the huggin running from the police?
by The man January 18, 2005
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dickleheiker

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Generally an ambiguously gay person. Hikes on dicks.
Woa! Dude! What a dickleheiker!
by the man January 13, 2005
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mega vagina

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One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.
Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!
by the man January 13, 2005
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daf

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dat ain't fair.

antonym: see dbf
You're late for your own wedding. Daf.
by the man January 11, 2005
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Cock Bite

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One Who Generally Can't Stop Pissing The Fuck Outta You. Also Is Usually Dumb Ass Shit.
Jackson is a stupid ass Cock Bite.
Or
Jackson is a Cock Biting Fuck Tard.
by The man January 5, 2005
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DDay

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A badass, who also gets chicks.
I can woop your ass, then take your girl. I'm a DDay!
by The Man December 28, 2004
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