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What most Apple users would say when you tell them something that sounds like a load of B.S.
Also see: iBullShit
Also see: iBullShit
Joe (Total Macfag): "Hey dude guess what?"
Steve (Normal Mac User): "What's up?"
Joe: "I just found out Apple is locking down Mac OS X, but the latest Mac jailbreak is out! :D"
Steve: "iLoadofCrap! Apple will never lock down Mac OS X, now go away fanboy before I beat you to death with my iBrick!"
Steve (Normal Mac User): "What's up?"
Joe: "I just found out Apple is locking down Mac OS X, but the latest Mac jailbreak is out! :D"
Steve: "iLoadofCrap! Apple will never lock down Mac OS X, now go away fanboy before I beat you to death with my iBrick!"
by The Macbroker July 30, 2011
Get the iLoadofCrap! mug.1. When a Mac (or Linux) user boots his/her computer in verbose boot mode. Like iDevice verbosity, except a bit less-filled with crap on the screen, and more juicy info. Mac users, hold down Command (/Apple) + V, Linux users, remove the -splash flag from your kernel boot string.(through the bootloader)
2. When after you've jailbroken (See jailbreaking your iDevice you use redsn0w to set it to verbose boot, so you can watch your iDevice load all it's settings and fuctions while it loads. Or, for debugging if something goes wrong and it won't boot. Highly useful.
Quite amusing, or even scary at times for friends.
2. When after you've jailbroken (See jailbreaking your iDevice you use redsn0w to set it to verbose boot, so you can watch your iDevice load all it's settings and fuctions while it loads. Or, for debugging if something goes wrong and it won't boot. Highly useful.
Quite amusing, or even scary at times for friends.
Person 1: *walks into room and sees Person 2's Mac verbose booting*
Person 1: Whoah wtf omg what happened to your computer!?
Person 2: It's a verbose boot.
-- Example #2 --
Apple Customer *has device jailbroken*
Apple Store Rep: ..Ok, so what's wrong with it?
Apple Customer: It won't boot
Apple Rep: Well then let me take a look at it. *Presses power button and screen is filled with verbose text*
Apple Rep *gives the customer a weird expression* o_O
Person 1: Whoah wtf omg what happened to your computer!?
Person 2: It's a verbose boot.
-- Example #2 --
Apple Customer *has device jailbroken*
Apple Store Rep: ..Ok, so what's wrong with it?
Apple Customer: It won't boot
Apple Rep: Well then let me take a look at it. *Presses power button and screen is filled with verbose text*
Apple Rep *gives the customer a weird expression* o_O
by The Macbroker August 3, 2011
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Mac User (fanboy): I love my HugBook Pro so much! I just love Apple and they're such a great company! :)
Other Mac User: Well, I slightly agree, I mean the most computer userbase is-
Mac Fanboy: No I mean they're a great company I love them so much I like Steve Jobs, Apple, etc. They're so cool and stuff :).
Other Mac User: True, true. But still.
Mac Fanboy: Oh my gawd I just checked the news and Apple's releasing the new iPhone-
Other Mac User: Shut up.
Other Mac User: Well, I slightly agree, I mean the most computer userbase is-
Mac Fanboy: No I mean they're a great company I love them so much I like Steve Jobs, Apple, etc. They're so cool and stuff :).
Other Mac User: True, true. But still.
Mac Fanboy: Oh my gawd I just checked the news and Apple's releasing the new iPhone-
Other Mac User: Shut up.
by The Macbroker October 23, 2011
Get the HugBook Pro mug.The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.
by The Macbroker August 23, 2011
Get the Internet Forgotten mug.A term for a chihuahua that is so aggressive and vicious that it can chew through metal, like an angle grinder. Often used to describe a chihuahua that barks and bites at anything that comes near its owner's ankles.
Guy 1: "Watch out for that ankle grinder, it will rip your shoes off if you get too close."
Guy 2: "Puta madre..."
Guy 2: "Puta madre..."
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Get the ankle grinder mug.A cringy term used by otakus and weaboos which combines the terms 'yamate kudasai' and 'stop'. It's another japanese english combo that weebs like to use, but is incredibly cringy in reality, making them look like they live at home watching anime and humping their body pillow.
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