The MAN's definitions

Pisscutter

A small or insignificant thing or person.

To a Geo metro driver...

"your gonna die someday running around in that little pisscutter"

by The Man October 20, 2004

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

by The man February 5, 2006

alakawaka

when you jack off so hard your penis goes numb.

i alakawakaed so hard i thought my dick fell off.

by the man May 13, 2005

fugnuts

like fucknuts (something you can say when you're pissed off.) But fugnuts can be said in public places.

Awe fugnuts..........

by the man March 11, 2003

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004