toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 04, 2004

Fuck on

To have sex

i got my fuck on last night

by The Man July 23, 2001

DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

by the man December 28, 2004

upstream from the herd

Someone original.

As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd.

Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

by The Man April 09, 2004

fuckingest

when an object is compared with sars and sars wins

some girls at my school are fuckingest

by the man June 19, 2003

Toss salid

To eat ass out with jelley or other type of dressing

I got my salid tossed yester day in cell block 9

by The man December 19, 1999

howitzer

A robotic cannon used in desert storm. It is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. It is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.

The Howitzer was invented by the Germans.

by The Man October 16, 2003