The Jizz King's definitions

jizz

a funny word that means ejaculating, and it is very funny if u say it in a deep voice

im going to jizz on your face

by The Jizz King September 7, 2008

mooning

when someone pulls down there pants so to reveal their anus, usually done by someone secrectly proud on their butthole and likes showing it to people, sometimes after pants is droped they stick someones nose into their butthole

gansta: yo dat biotch did sum mooning and stuck my face into his buttox and pooed all over my face, and it smell like i just stuck skunk spray down my nose

by The Jizz King July 22, 2006

boy band

a group of usually 4-5 guys, that get together to try to make the most homesexual music ever.

during a interview with a boy band they the interviewer asked if there was anyone special in their life and they replied, "we already have eachother"

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

atkins diet

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006