The Herb and company's definitions

Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004

Suck-Of-War

Opposite of Push-Of-war. One competitor's mouth is placed over the other competitor's ass. The mouth tries to suck out the opponent's shit, while the ass clenches so that no shit escapes. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

Tutton, I totally smashed you in Push-Of-War, and Suck-Of-War would be no dfferent

by The Herb and Company October 26, 2004

Sky Chipping

A defecation game. Each player climbs to the top of a bathroom stall, as high as they can go. Aiming carefully, try to get your crap to land in the toilet below. Hitting the rim is 1 point, getting the shit in the toilet is 2 points, and if the toilet water splashes back up and hits you, you get 10 points. If you like this, try Shit Hockey

We couldn't decide who would be the leader, so we had a sky chipping competition.

by The Herb and Company September 24, 2004

Anal Jungle

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off

I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it

by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004

Chuck Norris-ing

The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...

Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.

Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.

by The Herb and Company May 1, 2006

Agriculture

A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.

Man tht chick was so hot, but it'd really be great to do some agricultre on her

by The Herb and company September 17, 2004