The Harmeister's definitions

Dokdo

A dumb little rock island that the Republic of (South) Korea and Japan argue over like immature little toddlers. Dokdo is a barren rock located in obscurity far away from both Korea and Japan.

To Koreans, it is called "Dokdo" to the Japanese it is called "Takeshima" to the UN, it is called "disputed lands"

If the Japanese and Koreans can't come to an agreement over those stupid rocks, then China should own it or have North Korea nuke Dokdo until it sinks underwater.

by The Harmeister July 26, 2006

Command & Conquer 3

The sequel to C&C: Tiberian Sun, it supposedly takes place in the year 2042 where nearly all of the world is infected with Tiberium and the world is divided into 3 zones, the blue zone, which covers about 20 or 30% of the world where the GDI are and the Western world remains and in the blue zone there is very few tiberium infections and tiberium hasn't plagued the blue zones...yet. Blue zones are located in the cold climates of the Earth where tiberium doesn't grow well. Yellow Zones make up the majority of the world, Yellow zones have moderate tiberium contamination and there are still unfortunate people who live in the yellow zones as well as Nod forces. Red Zones make up about 20% of the Earth and contains very dense Tiberium contamination and has been rendered almost completely uninhabitable to humans, humans who live in the red zones will most likely mutate into shiners (tiberium mutants who make up a faction called "The Forgotten") Also, there is talk of a 3rd faction in C&C 3 (Just as you had Ordos in Dune, Yuri in Red Alert and the GLA in Generals) I hope there is going to be a third faction, but there is a debate going on on what the third faction will be (The Forgotten, the Scrin or some new race, it's most likely going to be the Scrin aliens) It is said that C&C 3 will be released in 2007

Command & Conquer 3 better be as good and impacting or better than C&C: Tiberian sun, because we had to wait 8 damn years for the sequel!!!!!!!

by The Harmeister July 27, 2006

NPR

A radio station with just a little Left-wing bias, Not as bad as Air America. NPR does have some Republican-like bias such as support and sympathy for Israel. However, NPR is more of a entertainment station than a news and information. The only news shows on NPR are NPR news and BBC World News.

If you want really Liberal Opinions on the radio, listen to Air America, if you want Conservative Opinions on the radio, listen to Michael Savage or Matt Drudge. NPR is mostly just entertainment and Moderate-Left opinion.

by The Harmeister July 30, 2006

Republic of China

Taiwan and China's real name. The Republic of China. is currently being destroyed by Communist bandits and bleeding heart DPPers.

the CCP of the mainland and the DPP (AKA: Pan-Green) of Taiwan are not legitimate governments. The Republic of China is the true China. Chen Shui-Bian and Hu Jintao must go!

China + Taiwan = Republic of China

by The Harmeister July 31, 2006

Al Qaeda

A terrorist group led by Osama Bin Laden devoted to destroying the west, killing innocent lives of the "infidels" and making Islam and Muslims look bad.

Don't blame the majority of Muslims who only want to live peaceful lives, blame Al Qaeda and the Islamic Fundamentalists instead

by The Harmeister April 22, 2006

Kirby's adventure

a awsome Kirby game made for the NES in 1993 (the late years for the NES), it was the first Kirby game where Kirby could copy his enemy's powers and abilities and use them for his advantage. It has SNES graphics despite being on the NES.

In Kirby's adventure, Kirby could copy abilities of his enemies such as the ability to breath fire and ice wind, use a sword or a hammer or even turn into a ball or a UFO, ext

by the Harmeister October 16, 2005

Contra Force

A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.

Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!

by The Harmeister November 14, 2005