The Harmeister's definitions

Super Mario Bros. 2

There were two version of SMB 2 released. The original version, released in 1986 was a slightly graphically enhanced and even more difficult version of the first game. It was only released in Japan because it was considered too difficult for many non-Japanese gamers.

The other version is remade version of a Japan-only game; Doki Doki Panic with Mario characters.

The original SMB 2 was released in America, but it was titled "Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels" which was one of the games included in Super Mario All-Stars.

The North American Super Mario Bros. 2 was fun but it was no where near as challenging as the Japanese version. I played the Japanese version on Super Mario All-Stars, but even with that, it's still not as challenging, since in the All-Star version, the game saves as you progress and if you got a game over, you could restart on the exacty you are on. In the real Japanese version, you probably had to go back to the very beginning if you got a game over.

by The Harmeister January 19, 2009

Nickelodeon

A once good TV channel that once aired hilarious shows like the older Rugrats, Kenan and Kel, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, the original All That (with Kenan and Kel, and there were hilarious skits like Good Burger, Ear boy Kenan's Super Dude and Coach Kreeton) the original Doug (instead of new and dried out version made for Disney).

Now Nick's glory days on over with. The new Nickelodeon shows of Late-90's was the cataclysm for Nick's downfall when they aired half-assed, dried shows. After Half-assed shows like the Wild Thornberries, New All-That and Rocket Power were aired things just got regressivly worse for Nickelodeon, Nick tried to fight back from it's incompetence with a hilarious show like Invader Zim, but then Nick endured more shelling when Zim was cancelled.

If you think the Wild Thornberries and Rocket Power were bad, those shows are nothing compared to the complete crapapalooza they show nowadays. It is highly doubtful that Nickelodeon can recover...We should restore dignity to the once good TV network by mothballing it. It's much better than to see it living like it is now.

by The Harmeister November 18, 2006

Fallout 3

Despite what some people may say, Fallout 3 is NOT a reskin of Oblivion. It was made by the same company and uses the same engine but Fallout 3 is much different.

It is different in that the gameplay is much different, it is a shooter mixed with an RPG. The setting is much different; Fallout 3 has a bleak science and political fiction setting while Oblivion has a Roman-era/medieval fantasy setting.

The gameplay of Fallout 3 is also more challenging, the AI is surprisingly smart and the good guy/bad guy or karma system is far more sophisticated.

And unlike in Oblivion, Fallout uses the V.A.T.S targeting system, which aids you in gun fights and unarmed and melee weapon CQCs.

People who say Fallout 3 is a reskinned version of Elder Scrolls Oblivion fail to realize that they just so happen to be made by the same developing company and use the same graphic engine.

by The Harmeister January 13, 2009

wapanese

Caucasian Americans that follow the ways of Japanese culture so they can be "Japanese." They are the reasons why many Japanese-Americans look down on us. If the Wapaneseism becomes too much of fad by many Caucasian-Americans then our fellow Japanese-American counterparts will actually start to think mainstream Americans are retarded

Jill(Wapanese person)- Hey look im Kagome, im gonna do Japanese stuff and hate on America.
Tomi(Actual Japanese Person)- Jill, you are one stupid Moron and a "Bakayaru", and thanks to you now I think America is filled with wannabe retards that watch Anime 24-7. And if you don't like your country, you can leave it and I came here for a better life and im actually liking America.

by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

Fan Fiction

A very useful tool to make characters from TV shows, anime and video games gay.

Just recently, I made an Avatar fan fiction in which Fire Lord Ozai molests his son Zuko...then I made King of the Hill fan fiction that is involves Hank Hill and Khan Souphinosaphone engaging in a homosexual affair.

by The Harmeister June 20, 2008

Wasian

White people who act Asian (Boy I see alot of those at my school) They are usually males, they watch Anime, they are ethnically confused sometimes and they drive low-riding "riced-up" honda civics (those things annoy the hell out of me), they eat Ramen, Pocky, choco-pies, and Pho and sometimes they even do bad things like worship Mao Tse-Tung and Ho-Chi-Minh (Commie Bastards) and dress up as Anime characters (eww). I don't hate Wasians, but they sometimes annoy me with their Neo-Maoist beliefs.

I knew a Caucasian friend named Michael, and after he ate pho, joined Asian club and bought a damned Low-rider civic with a little spoiler on it he changed his name to Quan Chi and wore a Mao T-shirt with Chinese print that supports Communistic (moreso Socialistic-Dictatorship) ideals.

by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

Pilot Wings

A Pilot school-simulation game released for the Super Nintendo back in 1991. You would go through a series of tests, like flying a plane around and then landing successfully, you would also fly around on jet-packs, hang gliders and even sky dive onto targets.

Pilot Wings 64 (1997) would be a much large improvement over the original 1991 version. On the N-64 version, you could fly around freely in large 3D island places and crash into stuff and hear your character scream like a bitch while he/she crashes. =D

I have Pilot wings for both the SNES and N-64. The first one was fun, but the N-64 version is much better!

by The Harmeister March 28, 2007