The Guy's definitions

Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

by The guy May 16, 2016

austoko

The Ruler of the world. All shall bow down to him.

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!

by The Guy August 5, 2004

Darkwarrier9

A Runescape player from Canada, who has stopped playing Runescape a while back. He occasionally goes on, but doesn't necessary do much. Darkwarrier9's level is currently at 67 and his most valuable item is his green party hat.

Holy shit! Look at Darkwarrier9 slaughter that greater demon with his rune battle axe!

Whoa! Darkwarrier9's party hat makes him look like a king in combination with his Rune armour!

by The Guy January 1, 2005

fledd

A crazy guy from Sandviken, known to be nice to the nice and meeaaaan to the mean.

1)Hey, there goes Fledd! Careful!
2)don't mess with Fledd, he'll kick your ass!

by The Guy February 28, 2005

Autismsplaining

Autismsplaining is when one presents another with information that they are likely unfamiliar with in a very in-depth and technical manner. The word is derived from the tendency of people with ASD to give long-winded dissertations on topics that others aren't very well versed in.

Autismsplaining usually involves specific, technical jargon and lengthy explanation that the listener is unlikely to understand.

"Yeah guitars are pretty cool. My favorite shape is the Gibson SG body, but in terms of actual playability and function, I prefer the ESP Viper series. Gibson's had a lot of quality control issues and lack of innovation, and I think that the better pickup design with a coil-splitting option is far superior to any Gibson product, while still retaining the iconic design."

"Dude, you're autismsplaining. I barely understood any of that beyond you liking guitars."

by The guy October 2, 2020

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004