The Guy's definitions

Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

by The guy May 16, 2016

austoko

The Ruler of the world. All shall bow down to him.

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!

by The Guy August 5, 2004

rig

a computer. the word is commonly used by DIY computer geeks or hardcore computer gamers

dude check out the new rig i just built

by the guy July 25, 2004

cleveland brown

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.

Cleveland brown is a funny guy

by the guy October 30, 2015

on pause

used to describe something that used to be active but is not, for the moment.

Your hair has been on pause for a minute
You need to cut that off.

by the guy December 6, 2004

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004