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Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.
Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.
by The guy May 16, 2016
mugGet the Fapticsmug.

austoko

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!
by The Guy August 5, 2004
mugGet the austokomug.

rig

a computer. the word is commonly used by DIY computer geeks or hardcore computer gamers
dude check out the new rig i just built
by the guy July 25, 2004
mugGet the rigmug.

cleveland brown

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.
by the guy October 30, 2015
mugGet the cleveland brownmug.

on pause

used to describe something that used to be active but is not, for the moment.
Your hair has been on pause for a minute
You need to cut that off.
by the guy December 6, 2004
mugGet the on pausemug.

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
by The guy May 7, 2015
mugGet the Captain Hook dickmug.

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.
A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.
by the guy July 25, 2004
mugGet the speed of lightmug.

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