Definitions by The Greying Dog

Cave of the Past

When someone's house looks like it's from 20-40 years ago in terms of decor.

"Man, Johnathan lives in such a Cave of the Past!"

Cave of the Past by The Greying Dog September 9, 2021

Phobia 

that emotional conditon that makes you a pussy in certain moments

Man i have a phobia of piss

Phobia by The Greying Dog July 12, 2021

gmod humor 

when something is so offensive, but funny it seems like a late 2000s gmod video

Guy 1: You shithead faggot, your going to eat dicks and lick ass
Guy 2: Classic gmod humor, my favorite
offended sjw: aaaaaa!!!! this is so offensive to me!!!

gmod humor by The Greying Dog March 23, 2021

Sandstone, Minnesota 

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.

Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.

Sandstone, Minnesota by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021

Bittertooth 

Pilotredsun before he abandoned that shithole Furaffinity

Pilotredsun does not like being called Bittertoth anymore.

you: I uploaded a bittertooth song
pilotredsun: please remove that

Bittertooth by The Greying Dog March 5, 2021

Biofag / Caretakerfag 

Someone who obsesses over "deep" franchises too much, examples being Bioshock and The caretaker, both are good, but the fans take them too far.

Biofag / Caretakerfag: Hey, bro (seires here) is so deep.
Regular human: No.

Biofag / Caretakerfag by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021