Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

shame shield 

A partition placed between two standalone urinals to allow pissing without letting it all hang out.

The trough didn't have any shame shields and I was afraid I'd get pee shy, so I held it until after the show.

shame shield by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

no way 

Emphatically not.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!

no way by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

deck change 

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

deck change by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

traveler 

Sexual arousal achieved simply through being driven around in the passenger seat of a vehicle.

That road trip was really "exciting"; I got a traveler every other day!

traveler by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2003

mugu

A term used by African scam artists (specifically of the spam variety) to describe the people they get money from. Literally translated, it means something like "big idiot."

I've got another five thousand messages from Nigerian losers who think I'm just another mugu.

mugu by The Grammar Nazi November 17, 2003

odorifice 

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

odorifice by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

joo 

Better than 'j00' because it looks like a brand of jelly candy

Lets all eat some joos!

joo by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003