wunning

v. A cross between walking and running. What old people do instead of jogging or power walking.

I saw this old man wunning this morning. He looke pretty tired out.

by The Grammar Nazi February 16, 2002

candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004