Definitions by The Glans Punis

squeezybix 

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

squeezybix by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

glamtanamo 

A variety of Glam rock that can be perpetrated on a budget. It requires only big hair and an orange jumpsuit.

So what happened to Gary Glitter? You never hear about him these days.

glamtanamo by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005

imaginary friend

A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.

When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.

imaginary friend by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005

welly wodger 

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.

Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?

welly wodger by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005