The Glans Punis's definitions

squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

welly wodger

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.

Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?

by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005

glamtanamo

A variety of Glam rock that can be perpetrated on a budget. It requires only big hair and an orange jumpsuit.

So what happened to Gary Glitter? You never hear about him these days.

by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005

imaginary friend

A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.

When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.

by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005