Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018