The Gay Mankini's definitions

Justin From Swegtalk

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

by The Gay Mankini September 2, 2019

triangle of unity

a sex position where three men (or any other gender with penises or sexual appendiges) make a triangle by putting their penises in the person in front of them's ass.

Person 1: Hey bros do you wanna do the triangle of unity tonight?
Person 2: Mmm yes
Person 3: Hell yeah

by The Gay Mankini October 27, 2020

Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018