An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.
Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.
A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.
Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
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An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.
Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.
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A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.
Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.
A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.
Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.
An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.
Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.
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