Definitions by The Gadd

Phone Junkie 

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.

Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!

Phone Junkie by The Gadd June 12, 2018

Crank 

Cry wank

Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"

Crank by The Gadd September 20, 2015

Nob Woggle

A bracelet like accessory for your man sausage

guy1: hey man just bought myself a new nob woggle it looks so cool
guy2: *silence*
guy1: do you want to have a look?
guy2: its cool man, ill just take your word for it

Nob Woggle by The Gadd September 4, 2012

Diurnal 

To be active or awake during the day.

Antonym of nocturnal

I am diurnal

Diurnal by The Gadd July 29, 2011

Cringey 

When you see people describing their girlfriends on urban dictionary as if its the most original thing in the world

Anna

The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.

This is cringey

Cringey by The Gadd June 22, 2011