Definitions by The Fucker 69

Asscheek the player 

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

Asscheek the player by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Taylor 

People with this last name will shag your nan

He's a bloody Taylor he will shag ya nan

Taylor by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Cockingwee 

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

Cockingwee by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Saggy Penis 

Where the bottom of a mans cock swells up and then saggs Down for about 4 days meaning he can't get laid in this time.

John had a saggy penis after running 800 metres.

Saggy Penis by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Fish-licker 

A cult of fishermen who lick there fish as soon as they come out of the water

The fish-licker stood ready to suck on the fish he just caught.

Fish-licker by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

A fingerman

Someone who fingers every male asshole he/she sees

"did you know Kevin's a fingerman?"

A fingerman by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Dominant male 

A lad who beats his girl and claims he is the alpha male.

"Fucking hell lads, there's a bloody dominant male over there."

Dominant male by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016