rimjob honor

An unspoken agreement that the person receiving a rimjob will be clean enough in the backdoor area to ensure that the person giving it will not have to contend with any disgusting tastes.

I gave your mom a rimjob. Luckily, she had rimjob honor; she knew she was clean enough for it be a satisfying experience for both of us.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub September 21, 2011

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.

Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 08, 2011

Cunt Farm Aid

An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.

Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 20, 2011

invisible man

A means of keeping a baseball game going in the event that each team is so small (3 players or so) that a player who is already on base must go back up to bat. An invisible man is then placed on the base previously occupied by the person who has gone up to bat.

See Indian Baseball.

The bases are loaded, and we only have three people on each team. Let's have Tommy go back up to bat, and we'll put an invisible man on third.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub July 19, 2011

itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.

Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011

I hate to say it, but

I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.

I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 13, 2011

Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011