rimjob honor

An unspoken agreement that the person receiving a rimjob will be clean enough in the backdoor area to ensure that the person giving it will not have to contend with any disgusting tastes.

I gave your mom a rimjob. Luckily, she had rimjob honor; she knew she was clean enough for it be a satisfying experience for both of us.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub September 21, 2011

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.

Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 08, 2011

Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

Dot all the Umlauts

The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.

During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.

Umlaut

by The Fourth Man in the Tub June 07, 2011

Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

hotdog geography test

Observing which toppings another person puts on a hotdog, in order to discover that person's geographic origins. Can also be used to determine that person's level of taste, culture, and culinary refinement.
Results of such a test can be skewed if the person being observed puts enough toppings on their hotdog that a hotdog cornucopia results.

I can tell Dan doesn't hail from Chicago. I did a hotdog geography test while we were out, and I noticed he ordered his with ketchup on it.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011

Cunt Farm Subsidies

Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.

I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 08, 2011