The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020

Gingerism

d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.

Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.

Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 11, 2019

Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 30, 2018

Kecstacy

Kecstacy is a combination of mixing ketamine with ecstasy its some buzz highly recommend by trippers everywhere was invented by The Fairy Sesh Mother & Amber

The Fairy Sesh Mother "Amber fancy a night in kecstacy?"
Amber "fuck yes that's a plan batsman

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 5, 2023

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Dinnfest

V, verb used to describe a meal for the night shift worker who eats at 2-3am.

That midnight meal for the midnight muncher.

The meal that isn't quite dinner but too early for a conventional breakfast.

Dinnfest, the late night meal for the night owl.

Tam: "Jo can you buy me a microwave Vindaloo I'm going to eat it for Dinnfest tonight please, I'm working the night shift"

Jo: "Do you want chicken or beef vindaloo for your dinnfest?"

Tam: "Beef please"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 18, 2019