The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020

Gingerism

d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.

Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.

Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 11, 2019

Cock Lung

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you

Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 15, 2024

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Consensual Consensus

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 8, 2020

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023