The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.
A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
by The Fairy Godfather March 09, 2010
The cowardly practice of ending
a relationship / situationship by
acting like a dickhead so that
the other person ends relations.
a relationship / situationship by
acting like a dickhead so that
the other person ends relations.
by The Fairy Godfather April 12, 2019
A manipulative tactic where someone retroactively claims they had planned a generous or thoughtful act but blames the other person's behavior for "ruining" it. This fabricated scenario is used as a trap to evoke guilt, regret, or compliance, even though the supposed gesture was never genuinely intended.
After our disagreement, he set up a fake gesture trap, saying he was about to propose to me but decided not to because I upset him.
by The Fairy Godfather January 05, 2025
Someone who uses artificial intelligence to help them write their dating profile, and/or their messages.
by The Fairy Godfather April 14, 2023