The Duchess of Demos's definitions

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

Sloe Daddy

The processing speed for reading and responding to e mail on Go Daddy.

I know you sent me an e mail. I'm still waiting for it to load. My Go Daddy needs Viagra. He's a Sloe Daddy.

by The Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

demodrama

what occurs in a store when two rival brands demo on the same day

a demodrama at store level would be the keebler elves vs the Oreo knomes

by the Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009