The Duchess of Demos's definitions

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Sloe Daddy

The processing speed for reading and responding to e mail on Go Daddy.

I know you sent me an e mail. I'm still waiting for it to load. My Go Daddy needs Viagra. He's a Sloe Daddy.

by The Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

demodrama

what occurs in a store when two rival brands demo on the same day

a demodrama at store level would be the keebler elves vs the Oreo knomes

by the Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009