volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

Alpha Beta Ripple

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.

No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Rambo

VERB: To approach a task with great energy or intensity.

I know the term paper is due tomorrow, I'm just gonna Rambo it tonight.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

trailer queen

Derogatory motorcyclist slang for a show bike which is rarely or never ridden, but is hauled to shows on a trailer for display only.

It looks great, but that trailer queen is 5 years old and has less than 50 miles on the odometer.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

chrome whore

Motorcyclist slang for an individual who spends a lot of time and money adding chrome-plated parts and accessories to his motorcycle. Usually derogatory.

He is such a chrome whore he spent $400 on a chrome seat cover.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006