The Crimson Commodore's definitions

On the milk

To be on the run from government agencies for any of the following but not limited to; drug and/or human trafficking, prostitution, rape (statutory or non-statutory) and canabalism

What a geezer, he’s on the milk now

by The Crimson Commodore June 21, 2021

Lassetered

The act of being followed by an unwanted companion, in order to escape one must use deception and skill

Run, we’re about to get lassetered

by The Crimson Commodore April 7, 2021

The Sharks

A gang of Forex predators who prey on the young and vulnerable, known for their superior intelligence they are a force to be reckoned with

The Sharks are all getting some wipes

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021

The Big Smoke

Formerly known as The Pale, An iconic assortment of costume shops and pubs located on Ireland’s Eastern coast. Other sudonyms include; the capitol, town and less commonly, Dublin

I’m going up to the big smoke to buy a Jack Sparrow costume for Halloween

by The Crimson Commodore June 21, 2021

The Batty Boys

A group of self indulged boys, majority born in 2003, who’s perception of themselves has been altered by the apparent lack of male genitalia

Ah here, the batty boys have posted another topless photo

by The Crimson Commodore April 7, 2021

Cow Heavy

A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time

Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021

Getting Some Wipes

The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai

I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021