5 definition by The Crimson Commodore

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A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time
Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies
by The Crimson Commodore April 04, 2021

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A group of self indulged boys, majority born in 2003, who’s perception of themselves has been altered by the apparent lack of male genitalia
Ah here, the batty boys have posted another topless photo
by The Crimson Commodore April 07, 2021

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The act of being followed by an unwanted companion, in order to escape one must use deception and skill
Run, we’re about to get lassetered
by The Crimson Commodore April 07, 2021

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A gang of Forex predators who prey on the young and vulnerable, known for their superior intelligence they are a force to be reckoned with
The Sharks are all getting some wipes
by The Crimson Commodore April 04, 2021

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The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai
I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes
by The Crimson Commodore April 04, 2021

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