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Definitions by The Crimson Commodore

The Big Smoke

Formerly known as The Pale, An iconic assortment of costume shops and pubs located on Ireland’s Eastern coast. Other sudonyms include; the capitol, town and less commonly, Dublin
I’m going up to the big smoke to buy a Jack Sparrow costume for Halloween

On the milk 

To be on the run from government agencies for any of the following but not limited to; drug and/or human trafficking, prostitution, rape (statutory or non-statutory) and canabalism
What a geezer, he’s on the milk now

The Batty Boys 

A group of self indulged boys, majority born in 2003, who’s perception of themselves has been altered by the apparent lack of male genitalia
Ah here, the batty boys have posted another topless photo

Lassetered 

The act of being followed by an unwanted companion, in order to escape one must use deception and skill
Run, we’re about to get lassetered

The Sharks

A gang of Forex predators who prey on the young and vulnerable, known for their superior intelligence they are a force to be reckoned with

Getting Some Wipes 

The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai
I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes

Cow Heavy 

A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time
Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies