Definitions by The Commodores

Fruit bat 

When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.

I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.

Fruit bat by The Commodores December 10, 2012

Miami Misfits 

A group of black men prescribed by doctors to young girls whos vaginas are too tight for tampons. The Misfits then use their large penis to widen the vaginal canal.

Doctor:"I think your gonna need one long night with the Miami Misfits to widen that birth canal."

Miami Misfits by The Commodores December 24, 2009

Seattle Sidewinder 

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!

Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.

Seattle Sidewinder by The Commodores December 24, 2009

Gabs 

Synonym for vagina. A slang term signifying female genitalia in the manner in which it is to be used by a man.

Im horny, lets go pick up some gabs.

Gabs by The Commodores December 24, 2009