bromantic

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.

So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

trim reaper

A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.

Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

emowobble

v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.

I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

allogy

A sweeping apology issued the following morning for offenses during night of boozing (including ones you don't remember).

It was awkward, but once I gave the allogy she calmed down.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008