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Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.
"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".
by The Colonel November 6, 2005
mugGet the Horse faced bitchmug.

roust

Dude, let's go sit on the corner and roust all the kooks who walk by.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the roustmug.

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.
Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the foo-king do-maymug.

culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food
Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.
by The Colonel December 2, 2003
mugGet the culinary colonialismmug.

Chest Puddles

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
mugGet the Chest Puddlesmug.

booger sugar

Dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the booger sugarmug.

sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the sockrificemug.

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