The Cheshire Kat's definitions

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

gigantimungous

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.

HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!

by the cheshire kat October 5, 2008

overboob

when one's bra is too small, and one or both boobs are poking over the top of the cup. there are varying degrees of overboob; and when a severe case affects both boobs, it is called quadriboob.

I haven't worn this bra in a while, I must've outgrown it... I've had overboob all day long and no one told me!

by the Cheshire Kat February 11, 2007

loungies

Your favorite loungewear, usually pants.

"Hey, where are my gray loungies?"
"I threw them in the laundry."
"What??! I could've gotten another week out of those!"

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

Honkytown

A town or area populated noticeably and overwhelmingly by whites, or honkys.

A friend told me after visiting a college in Maine that everywhere you go it's Honkytown. He said -and this is coming from a white guy- that it freaked him out and was a factor in his descision not to attend that school. I'm white too and that sounds like Twilight Zone scary to me. Like, what, did they eat all the blacks/asians/latinos?

by the cheshire kat September 30, 2008

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008