Definitions by The Cheshire Kat

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

laundry troll by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

gigantimungous

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.

HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!

gigantimungous by the cheshire kat October 5, 2008

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

gigantimous by the cheshire kat October 4, 2008

gigundimous

(pronounced: jai-GOON-duh-mus) gigantic + huge + enormous, ie, really really big.

Did you see that hailstone that landed on Jay's car? Thing was gigundimous!

gigundimous by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

surfing the red tide by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

cotton pony by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

Honkytown

A town or area populated noticeably and overwhelmingly by whites, or honkys.

A friend told me after visiting a college in Maine that everywhere you go it's Honkytown. He said -and this is coming from a white guy- that it freaked him out and was a factor in his descision not to attend that school. I'm white too and that sounds like Twilight Zone scary to me. Like, what, did they eat all the blacks/asians/latinos?

Honkytown by the cheshire kat September 30, 2008