emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.
"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain
by The Captain August 15, 2004
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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
by The Captain March 11, 2005
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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.
Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.
by the captain March 13, 2005
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ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.
Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.
by The Captain December 21, 2003
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Spangles

Why is Adam always at spangles? Oh yeah, cause it's so delicious, and hes having an affair with Anthony.....
by The Captain February 09, 2004
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Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 06, 2014
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Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.
I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush
by The Captain January 25, 2005
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