The Canadian Information Minister's definitions

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Zug

The world's only comedy site.

I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

by The Canadian Information Minister June 8, 2003

meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.

"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."

by The Canadian Information Minister December 22, 2004

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003

fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.

Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003