Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.
by The Canadian Information Minister August 07, 2003
One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.
by The Canadian Information Minister July 16, 2003
1. Short for "fighting drunk". Someone who has had too much beer and is picking fights.
2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk.
2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk.
1. Dave is totally frunk, he just punched out that roadsign!
2. Dave is totally frunk, the roadsign knocked him out.
2. Dave is totally frunk, the roadsign knocked him out.
by The Canadian Information Minister April 05, 2005
Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.
by The Canadian Information Minister September 26, 2004
"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."
"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."
"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."
by The Canadian Information Minister December 23, 2004