Bombignant

A denizen of Chilitown.

Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2005

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Zug

The world's only comedy site.

I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

by The Canadian Information Minister June 08, 2003

fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.

Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 07, 2003