Definitions by The Canadian Information Minister

assconsultant 

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

assconsultant by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Zug 

The world's only comedy site.

I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

Zug by The Canadian Information Minister June 8, 2003

fudge packer 

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.

Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!

fudge packer by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

bible 

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

bible by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

alcohol 

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

alcohol by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

crotch 

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

crotch by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003