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assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.
I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.
mugGet the assconsultantmug.

Zug

The world's only comedy site.
I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.
mugGet the Zugmug.

meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.
"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."
mugGet the meat sneakermug.

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.
Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!
mugGet the crotchmug.

fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.
Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!
mugGet the fudge packermug.

dogfucker

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.
mugGet the dogfuckermug.

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